I saw an article on Yahoo about “Drinks Kids Should Avoid” and it was just about sugary drinks. Obviously I was hoping it was about alcoholic drinks kids should avoid, but I was let down. Therefore, I wrote that article myself. Mike’s Hard Lemonade or Wine Coolers – These drinks are sugary and sweet and … Continue reading »
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Cleveland Scene Article About “Just Say Your Jokes” Release Party
Scene magazine gave me a lil’ press about my upcoming “Just Say Your Jokes” release party, which you can get tickets for right now by clicking this shit. You can read the whole article here. I appreciate them doing this but the article has a few inaccuracies which I have corrected below. Like Rodney Dangerfield, … Continue reading »
Be Entertained Local
A bunch of people have been talking recently about whether or not you have to leave Cleveland, or really any smaller city, in order to make it big. They talk about how the Black Keys left Akron and, a year later, are playing sold-out arenas; Drew Carey had to go to Hollywood or wherever he … Continue reading »
I Critique a Letter a 7 Year Old Wrote to a Football Player/Failure
If you don’t follow football then you probably aren’t aware of what took place on Sunday in the Giants vs. 49ers game. Here is a quick recap: The Giants won the game because a player named Kyle Williams turned the ball over twice. Both times it was his fault and he really messed up. Some … Continue reading »