Celebrities That Should Have Posed for Playboy in Their Prime
At the age of 25 you would think Lindsay Lohan would still be some one people would like to see naked. Next week Playboy will release its latest issue and this drugged out beauty will be on the centerfold. The cover was leaked this week. This cover is not at all enticing.
I think its safe to say most men wanted “Mean Girls” Lindsay Lohan.
Not I have crack teeth and I need money for more crack(or meth) Lindsay Lohan.
Britney Spears has bounced back from her fat days and people were pretty hard on her when she showed up looking like this.
Which honestly she looks fine but when compared to Britney of old she looks like a fat pile of garbage but everyone does compared to this old Britney.
If Britney Spears posses for Playboy of course we will all check it out but it just won’t be the same because I am older and she is older and her fake breasts are almost in their teens.
One more for good measure.
Now Britney had a rival from those days. Christina Aguilera was a hot little minx herself and had she posed for Playboy in her prime I’d have rubbed my Genie lamp til the um…I would have jerked off to it a lot. No need to be coy.
She was adorable and you know she was skanking it up too I just like this innocent picture of her.
She has gone down hill and here is the most current picture of her I could find.
Okay so that isn’t her but there is a strong resemblance.
Where did all those boobs come from? I’m sure they are implants but I’m guessing there is an authentic layer provided by Oreos. The more I look at this picture the more I like it. I guess with age your tastes change. Sign me up for Frumpy Christina.
Some celebrities need to take some naked pics just they can prove they weren’t always dudes.
No that is not me that is Chaz Bono and I think I may try and recreate this shot for the cover of my new DVD.
Chaz was a bigger girl so I am sure she had some big cans not to say anyone would want to put them in Playboy but I”m sure there is a BBW equivalent that would have loved to have done that pictorial.
Last but not least Kathleen Turner has paved the way for the once beautiful and she documented it in films like “Body Heat”.
She was lovely! Never in a million years would anyone expect that beautiful woman to become high school gym teacher prototype she is today.
Every high school in America at one point had a gym teacher be it man or woman that looked like Kathleen Turner does now.
My lesson here is that time is a bitch and men are shallow assholes.
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I would add Debbie Gibson to this list. She did pose in Playboy, twice actually. She looks pretty hot in the most recent spread, but not nearly as hot as she did when she was still a good girl.
Yeah I agree Wang. There are really hundreds we could add to the list these are just the closest to my heart…
Damn! Now I can never watch “Body Heat” again without vomiting in my mouth. What was once an angel fish has become a hag (fish)!
Has there ever been a famous chick who actually posed for playboy at the height of their fame or at least still in their prime? I’m talking mainstream famous like these three. Kim Kardashian posed in her prime and it looked great but she was famous for a sextape/ reality show. Same with a bunch of Survivor chicks. They aren’t really famous on the same level though.
I think Sable would qualify.
Good call.