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I like to think of myself as a nice person. I give people the benefit of the doubt. I am also quite polite and patient. I am however very disappointed in the common man from time to time. For example this morning. I had to go to Wal-Mart to get dog food. I hate going to Wal-Mart but it is where I get my dogs food and he needs a lot of canned food that is soft enough for him to eat because of a condition he has called mega esophagus. I get a few other things from time to time but I really just try and get in and out as fast as possible. I also try to go early in the morning to avoid the masses of asses.

This morning I went there and got right to the food and to the cash register super fast with out any problems until it was time to check out. The lady at the cash register was a real dumb ass. I knew it when I looked at her. I got all the cans of dog food out of my cart and placed them for her to count and ring up. They were neatly organized in 3 by 4 rows but this was of no use to her. She rang up 24 cans of dog food individually instead of hitting the quantity button and ringing up one. That blows my mind. What scares me more is she probably has a license, several children, a husband or babies daddy at least, and friends. You know what else she has? She has confirmed a stereo type placed upon Wal-Mart employees. They are in fact dumb as shit. I think I am going to try and make my dogs food from now on to avoid that miserable place.